Are you sick of face masks that can’t keep up with your fast-paced lifestyle?  Are you tired of trying to keep up with the routine care and maintenance required by your homemade moustache?  Do you get a little depressed when you’ve realized that you just ate an entire bag of Doritos in one sitting?  We’ve all been there, buddy.  But now there’s hope.

 

We are happy to present the Gentleman Moustache face mask, from Prima!  Constructed of neoprene, known for its magical wind and water resisting properties, and featuring the classiest reflective moustache available to man, it is sure to meet both your mask and ‘stache needs.  This is quite possibly the coolest way to keep your face warm while riding your scooter.

 

At $14.99, you are practically losing money by not scoring yours today!  Pick up an extra one for that special scooterist / cyclist / biker / skier / postal worker / dog-sledder / face-haver in your life.