Are you sick of face masks that can’t keep up with your fast-paced lifestyle? Are you tired of trying to keep up with the routine care and maintenance required by your homemade moustache? Do you get a little depressed when you’ve realized that you just ate an entire bag of Doritos in one sitting? We’ve all been there, buddy. But now there’s hope.
We are happy to present the Gentleman Moustache face mask, from Prima! Constructed of neoprene, known for its magical wind and water resisting properties, and featuring the classiest reflective moustache available to man, it is sure to meet both your mask and ‘stache needs. This is quite possibly the coolest way to keep your face warm while riding your scooter.
At $14.99, you are practically losing money by not scoring yours today! Pick up an extra one for that special scooterist / cyclist / biker / skier / postal worker / dog-sledder / face-haver in your life.
Two years ago the world witnessed the first time a Scotsman, Brian, was allowed to ride a scooter. The scooter was on loan to Scotland from a museum in Norway. It was a Honda Spree.
It was mid-July, the coldest month of the Scottish winter, which they call Taigh-òsta. The feisty Scot didn’t let the freezing temperatures deter him from his first journey on what townsfolk had already dubbed a “horseless horse”; he simply borrowed the kilt of Abernethy the Giant, who was mayor at the time.
The roomier cut of Abernethy the Giant’s kilt meant Brian’s legs were warm and dry during his ride. While people may have initially questioned his fashion choices, Brian soon became a legend in the European scooter community, which had recently grown to over twenty members.
-Large hanging loop that fits over doorknobs and handlebars for drying and storage.
-Reflective piping and logo to help you be seen!
-Waterproof 420 denier nylon shell to keep your legs warm and dry.
-Comfy fleece backing helps keep the chill away.
-Easy-access pockets with magnetic closure.
-Waist belt extends from 29″ to 51″ to fit all types of riders, even Mark.